February 2012
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“There is no one torturing you except yourself. There is nobody except yourself;...”
– Osho (via terramantra)
also i am smitten. this is record timing for being smitten with a boy after meeting them - crazy.
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finally back on the interwebs after a frightening two days and two nights without it. new house out of home is excellent i can smoke whenever i want and not have to eat gross step mum’s cooking and can cuddle cute boys all the time!!
unfortunately i’ve also only had two meals in two days and quite a large amount of cheesecake. i need to learn to cook a.s.a.p you guys.
o mg i can’t stand people being even a few minutes late
like i called adam exactly forty two minutes ago and he said he’d be over in half an hour to help me move my shit out of home and he’s twelve minutes lateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop lying give a proper estimate
mom what’s wrong with me
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i smell like nice boy cologne and lovinn itttt
must not get hopes up
adam just drunk dialled me and asked if he should have sex with this ‘skanky’ girl that gave aaron gobbies once. i said yes be nice to your genitalia
moving out of my parents house and in with friends tomorrow
i am nervy so nervy
but so excited
mum got me a blender
this is unecessary but i’m not sorry
witswg:
Tik Tok and Warp 1.9 remind me of is every single party in 2009
* yes *
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previously aforementioned date was like probably a 9.5/10 on the perfect date scale, proving that i am a massive wimp for worrying so much. i am happy x10.
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haha last night i had a dream that i had a threesome with die antwoord’s yolandi visser and ninja. before we like, got it on ninja was like ‘yo dj hard-tek, drop the motherfokken beat box’. I’m super cautious of people on the bus looking over my shoulder writing this because i do that all the time lol.. anyway the verdict is ninja’s weiner was abnormal and scary and...
“Detach from needing to have things work out a certain way. The universe is...”
– Orin (via wolfmama)
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gots me a date tonight. will let the world of tumbla know on a scale of 1-10 how painfully awkward it was afterwards xo
The biggest photo of space ever taken →
Anonymous asked: whenever im blazed your blog is the best thing ever, either hilarious or really mind fuckingly awesome!keep it up x
langstondillard asked: Except not because your blog is f l a w l e s s.
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just cannot pass up any photoshopped sex/nudity image it’s becoming quite the issue
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mum once said i can’t wear tangeriney-red lipstick because i’m too pasty and it doesn’t compliment me at all
well fuck you mum wearing tangerine today and lookin banging!
